my name is tyler poncho.
i'm four feet tall, and have four eyes.
i am a monster.

i live in madison, wi.
i like to eat many things.
they can squeeze through my insides
and come out behind me.

i also enjoy making creatures,
and staring at people which makes
them uncomfortable.

i work very diligently,
in secret, all night, in the dark,
just like santa's elves. i sharpen teeth
and pencils; make them pointy.